Dear Reader:
I won’t be writing an article today. I thought that you would like to know.
I decided to put the article in letter format. Although Microsoft Word® asked if I would like help in writing this “letter,” I declined.
If I let Word® help me pretty soon it would take over all of my writing. I don’t think I would like that.
If Word® were capable of writing, we authors would just type in a title and let Word® go at it. Let’s say we wrote in a title Bill Gates’ Children.
Oh! Word® just jumped in here so watch out. I’m fighting but Word® is taking over--.
Bill Gates’ Children by Word®
“Bill Gates is one of the most influential people in the world. He is cofounder of the—“
Wow Word®!
You can’t put that in this article. This article is for the Internet. It specifically says at http://www.woopidoo.com/biography/bill-gates.htm/ that you can not copy this for Internet Articles.
Can’t you read?
Besides, you are just a copycat.
Get out of here!
"In his office on the Microsoft corporate campus in Redmond, Wash., Bill Gates took a few moments to reflect on the impact of the IBM PC. Here's the complete interview:--"
Stop Word®!
Now you are just copying http://www.usnews.com/usnews/biztech/gatesivu.htm/.
Scram!
"You are your own tour guide inside the Gates estate. Simply click on the active areas of the image or use the text links below to navigate."--
NO MORE!
You are just copying http://www.usnews.com/usnews/tech/billgate/gates.htm/.
I’m getting out of here.
You’re driving me crazy.
Besides, I want to take a look at the pool room and the library.
What about the kids? I’m really trying here!
Scram Word®!
The End
John T. Jones, Ph.D. (tjbooks@hotmail.com, a retired VP of R&D for Lenox China, is author of detective & western novels, nonfiction (business, scientific, engineering, humor), poetry, etc. Former editor of Ceramic Industry Magazine. He calls himself "Taylor Jones, the hack writer."
More info: http://www.tjbooks.com
Business web site: http://www.dumbincome.com
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